Monday, April 16, 2012

According to Dr. Ronald Breslow intelligent, advanced dinosaurs may rule other planets. Assuming you believe in the theory that the dinosaurs were exterminated by a giant meteor hitting the earth this should make sense to you. If the dinosaurs had never gone extinct whose to say that they wouldn't have evolved to be as intelligent as humans. This is his theory that if the meteor had never struck dinosaurs would continue to rule the earth. So why couldn't dinosaur like creatures not exist on other planets. Imagine a T-Rex with the intelligence of a human. I think we should avoid that.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Recently the air speed velocity of both the African and European unladen swallows was finally determined last week. How this baffled scientists for 37 years confuses even the scientists that solved the problem. They have also determined that these swallows are the cause of the recent outcropping of the invasive coconut tree throughout Europe. These coconuts were once believed to be used as a sort of battle drum for the nights of Camelot. These knights however no longer exist due to the battle between the knights and the "Police" where they were all executed for the murder of a historian.