Recently the air speed velocity of both the African and European unladen swallows was finally determined last week. How this baffled scientists for 37 years confuses even the scientists that solved the problem. They have also determined that these swallows are the cause of the recent outcropping of the invasive coconut tree throughout Europe. These coconuts were once believed to be used as a sort of battle drum for the nights of Camelot. These knights however no longer exist due to the battle between the knights and the "Police" where they were all executed for the murder of a historian.